Lazy, Angry, Democratic Socialist, Agnostic, Geek

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Stop SOPA

SOPA and PIPA are up for votes soon in the Senate and House respectively. If you don't follow politics I'll try to explain these bills succinctly. If they pass and any major corporation says a website is hosting copyright materials the federal government will block access to the website across the US. They will require no proof. There will be no hearing. It will simply redirect to a page explaining what terrible assholes the website must be owned by. If you think it won't affect you because you buy your pirated movies at the barber shop, then you're wrong. Videos on Youtube containing music will either be banned or the Youtube will go dark.  Even if Google somehow figured out how to block just those videos it wouldn't matter. Viacom just has to claim a particular video contains copyright material and the entire site will be gone. People in China will still be able to watch cat videos until armageddon, but here in the land of the free we will be behind a great firewall of greed.

https://action.eff.org/o/9042/p/dia/action/public/?action_KEY=8173

Edit:
I just found out that the provision to block access was removed from SOPA, but I believe it's still in PIPA. And both will still stop a website from accepting payments. So Viacom could kill Wikipedia the day after this gets approved.

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Friday, November 11, 2011

Joe Paterno

Watching all this coverage if the Penn State abuse scandal is really starting to piss me off. He is being blamed for doing his job. He, as a coach, can't legally do more than he did. He wasn't a witness to any of the abuse so he couldn't go to the police. Coaches, like teachers, are only allowed certain courses of action in suspected abuse. The people above him clearly failed to do their jobs. You know who else failed? The asshole who saw the abuse. As a witness he should've gone straight to the police. Instead he told Paterno, and that's it. Guess what he's doing now? Coaching Penn State. How is that fair?

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Thursday, October 6, 2011

Steve Jobs was just a guy

I'm sad Steve Jobs is dead, in the same way I'm sad when anyone dies. I'm sad for his friends and family. But please internet stop acting like some great human being died.

Jobs was not a genius nor an innovator, except in marketing. Apple stole, or at least ripped off everything that made the Mac different from Xerox. They weren't the first to make an MP3 player. Or the first to use a click wheel in a music player. They didn't make the first smartphone, I had been using a smartphone for years before the iPhone was announced. Hell the iPhone copied the Newton in many ways, which crashed and burned while Jon Scully was CEO.


Apple even has terrible business practices. They continually violated their agreements with Apple Music, the holders of the Beatles catalog. The company that makes all of their icrap, Foxconn, has one of the worst track records in China for exploiting their own workers. Read that again. They are terrible even by Chinese standards. That is like being the least talented Kardashian. They also live suing anyone. They sued Be out of business, founded by a long time Apple employee. They sued several companies that made all in one PCs that looked vaguely like the first iMacs. They announced the iPhone they didn't own the name, Cisco did. They were in negotiations for the name and Apple walked away the day before the announcement. Forcing Cisco to capitulate since they didn't want to fight it out in court. Hell when they decided to upgrade their OS they took the open source BSD and just slapped crap on top of it. None of it illegal, all of it shitty. And all of it under Jobs'watch.

Clearly I'm no Apple fan, but they do deserve some credit. The iPhone helped make smartphones more user friendly and lead to the current spec war we're all benefiting from. And the app store was a great idea. They did it to get a cut of everything sold for the iPhone. That's also why they changed the iPod, to maximize app profits. His real genius was marketing. He convinced millions of people that the iPod was revolutionary, and he did it again with the iPhone and the iPad.

He didn't invent anything, Steve Wozniak made the first Apple. He wasn't a genius. He didn't change the world. He was a successful businessman. That's it. Now please remove his cock from your collective mouth internet.

I forgot to mention I got so sick of every fucking idiot on Twitter acting like the savior of humanity just died that I quit Twitter. I didn't just quit twitter, I deleted my account.

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Budget "debates" and how to fix the US

Why the fuck is it that the first thing off the table in every single one of these cases is raising the taxes of the wealthy? I knew they had the real power in this country but to be this god damn blatant about it is amazing. If they did what they've always done, let taxes get raised and then dodge them with shelters and shell companies and the like they could keep their precious gold but not give the rest of us a reason to arm ourselves with pitchforks and hunt them the fuck down. This type of shit is seriously how Socialism comes about by force, the rich not just flaunting their wealth but acting like it's their fucking birthright to rule over us poor stupid peasants.

What I really don't understand is why so many non-rich always seem to support the agenda of the rich. Wake the fuck up you retarded assholes, you will never be rich so you don't have to worry about protecting your future. As if the rich need protecting. Don't like paying taxes? Move to the Caymen Islands. Stanley tools did it in name only and hasn't paid taxes in decades. Hell if you're rich enough you already don't pay taxes, just look at General Electric.

Which reminds me, if low taxes are the road to job creation why is it GE is actually shedding jobs when they didn't pay a single cent in taxes. Maybe Trickle Down Economics is bullshit believed only by the rich and their lackeys. But that can't be, it's worked so well to eliminate our debts as a nation since it was implemented under Reagan. Oh wait no, our national debt has done nothing but get worse since that rotten piece of lying shit took office and slashed taxes on his rich buddies. And slashed spending on everything from healthcare for veterans to road repairs. Way to go Ronnie!

The truth is our infastructure is crumbling, we're in 2 massive foreign wars with a side order of war in Libya, we need jobs today and medicare/medicaid is costing us an arm and a leg for what it's giving us. The solutions are simple, but will never happen.

Raise taxes on the rich and corporations to their pre Reagan levels. This would generate much more than the 1.4 trillion that would be raised if we went to pre W levels, I don't have an exact number but I wouldnt' be surprised if it was at least twice as much.

Leave Iraq and Afghanistan, not send some of the troops home and leave tens of thousands of overpaid contractors. Stop this bullshit action in Libya, sorry but we shouldn't be involved.

Cut pentagon spending in half. This would be the first real cut to Pentagon spending in decades, hell when Obama wanted to limit the increase it was fucking called a cut. We should cut weapon program spending while raising the wage and benefits of all service personel. And of course increase the GI Bill since it will currently buy you 1 new textbook and a 10 pack of blank CDs. The only things they want to cut are the benefits for veterans, which is one of the few things they spend money on even a "commie" like myself can get behind.

Start the largest program of infastructure projects since the Great Depression. That crisis gave the country an opportunity to build its infastructure will all those unemployed, this crisis can do the same. Replace bridges, convert roads from blacktop to concrete, lay down fiber to replace existing phone and internet lines. Think about it, newer bridges would be safer and would cause less wear and tear on vehicles. Concrete roads need repair less than asphalt especially in places like Minnesota where the air temperature varies by as much as 130 degrees a year. Our internet service is the joke of the modern world, we pay more for less than any other first world nation. In Japan they pay $20 a month for 50 megs a second, we pay $55 a month for 20 megs a second. Improved internet, at lower prices, makes it easier for small businesses to compete with big ones. It also makes telecommuting possible for more people. Which would save them and their employer money, not to mention the environment some wear and tear.

Nationalize healthcare. If you look at Canada and all of Western Europe they spend less per capita on healthcare than we do, by a lot. If we had a system like Canada's we could all get healthcare for what we spend on medicare/medicaid. Let me say that again, if we had a system like Canada's we could all get healthcare for what we spend on medicare/medicaid. Every cent we spend beyond that would stay in our pockets. This would benefit people already have health care and corporations as much as it would benefit people without healthcare. It would also ensure that the elderly don't have to choose between eating or buying medicine. It would also let those people who have mental health issues get help, because currently only the rich can afford to get it. And generally their problems are minor compared to those who really need help.

Spend more on education. College is too expensive, you shouldn't spend your first 10 years out of college paying it off. And that is if you can qualify for the loans to go in the first place. Also high schools should better prepare students for college. The only way to do that is to stratify the students. I know many educators and parents think different levels is wrong, but under the current system the smart students are forced to go at a pace so slow they lose all interest in school and if they try to go to college don't have the habits required to be a success. And the slowest students still can't keep up. If you break the students into groups based on what speed is right for them then you can give help to the kids who need it while giving the more capable kids the chance to thrive. But the only way to do this without creating knowledge ghettos is to be willing to spend the money. You have to figure out how to get everyone to perform to the best of their abilities. But to do that you need to figure out what that is. And as self serving as this will sound since I want to go into teaching you have to give teachers a reason to stay teaching. Pay them more and give them better benefits. Because honestly teachers can make more money running training programs for corporations than they can teaching the future of this country, and that makes me fucking sangry.

To finish off my Utopian vision lets also create good homeless shelters with job training programs. Create factory jobs by taxing the fuck out of foreign imports, and help stop gun violence by making hand guns, assault rifles of all kinds and certain types of ammo illegal. We should also increase funding for police forces, fire departments and libraries while making it illegal for the public to fund sports stadiums for professional sports teams.

Exactly none of this will happen, but all of it should.

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Friday, April 29, 2011

Donald Trump is a racist asshole

Well that pretty much says it all. Goodnight.

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Friday, March 25, 2011

Fucking athletes

In the new ESPN the Magazine they asked a bunch of athletes how they felt about paying taxes. Not surprisingly most of these millionaires acted like we stole a kidney.

Peter Budaj (Avalanche goalie) "Five. We know we have to pay a lot, and I do what I have to do, I just look the other way when I sign." Go play in Canada and they'll take a more deserving cut out of your millions made for crouching. Better yet I hope you've squandered your money so you can face financial problems when you retire. Asshole.

Adam Jones (Orioles CF) "Three. If it went to a good cause I'd be happy. But our tax money goes to lazy people who don't want to work." What the fuck do you know about work? You play a fucking game for a living. And get paid millions to do it. Fuck you. And btw you Fox News watching moron "entitlement" programs are a small fraction of the budget. The military gets the bulk of it. But hey if you hate poor people I hope when rich assholes like you cut funding to the programs that help them pay for food or medicine for their families they take your shit. And I really hope you act like a bad ass and get killed trying to prevent them from stealing your platinum cross so they can sell it and feed their kids.

Jason Kubel (Twins RF) "Two. It's hard to watch half my money go away." You know what was hard for me? PAYING FOR THAT FUCKING STADIUM YOU MILLIONAIRES PLAY IN. I got to help pay for a stadium I can't afford to go to. Just so a billionaire can get more money and you millionaires can play in a nicer park. Meanwhile the park in my neighborhood where children play has to keep cutting services because rich assholes like you see playtime for kids as worthless. BTW you should just be happy you're playing when you are, you make more than Puck, Killebrew, Oliva and Carew ever made combined. You lucky piece of shit.

Coco Miller (Atlanta Dream G) "Four. I definitely would like to see less taken out that's for sure." First of all you don't even have a real first name. Second of all your league and sport matter so little that had to mention what city your team is in so that readers might have an inkling of what the fuck you do. And third, simply fuck off. You also play in tax funded stadiums that the tax payers will never be reimbursed for.

David Ortiz (Red Sox DH) "Seven. At least here I see what they do with my millions. In the DR you don't know where the money goes." Not only does your answer show you understand taxes, but it illustrates how efficient our government is at using those taxes for tangible things compared to some countries.

Zach Randolph (Grizzlies F) "Ten. I feel up and down about it, but ultimately it feels good to give back to the country." You sir have a new fan. That is the attitude I have too. Kudos.

Will Witherspoon (Titans LB) "Five. Nobody likes to pay taxes, but we hate the IRS more! They're the last people yoou want at your door." I do not hate they IRS. If it wasn't for them rich assholes like you wouldn't pay your taxes. Which is exactly what you implied would happen if the threat of audit was taken away. I want the IRS to get more money so they can do more audits so rich fuckers pay their share. But I also wish their share would go up to what it was before Reagan fucked up the tax system in the 1980s.

Winky Wright (Boxing Middleweight) "One. It breaks my hearts. I give all that money and Uncle Sam doesn't do anything for me." Really dumbass? Who built those roads connecting your mansion to the airport you fly out of to your next fight? The government. Who built that airport? The government. Who ultimately makes sure the arena you fight in was built safely and maintained properly? The government. Who do you turn to when your manager fucks you out of money? The government. Who ran the schools you went to until you apparently decided a 3rd grade education was all you needed? The government. Be glad you can make a lucrative living do a sport no one fucking cares about any more and shut the fuck up.

The next time one of you rich pricks has to pay a check to the government for your taxes think of all the children it will help. How it might give them they only hot meal they'll have that day. Or allow them to go to the doctor if they're sick. Or give them an education so they can do something productive with their lives. And if you still don't want to pay your taxes I really hope there is a hell so you can fucking rot there.

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Monday, March 14, 2011

I fucking hate Sony

Just a quick rant this morning.

I fucking hate Sony. I have a PSP and for that PSP I have a 16gb Memory Stick Pro Duo. First of all the fact that they insist on having their own memory card format is retarded. Fuji did the same thing and then realized, "Shit this is dumb as fuck" lets switch to the fucking standard that is SD. I've gotten over that stupidity, mostly, what bothers me more is they keep changing the fucking format.

As designed Memory Sticks were too fucking large, physically, to be useful. So they made the Memory Stick Select, it had a little slider switch to switch between two banks of memory to get around a size limit issue. Then they brought out the Memory Stick Pro, its basically a faster memory stick that fixes the size issue. Not all devices supported it. Then Sony realized, oh shit this thing is still too fucking big to fit in smaller devices. So they developed the Memory Stick Duo, this little gem has one glaring flaw, it reintroduced that size limit issue. Thats right they fixed one issue just to bring back another one. Good work Sony! To fix that fuck up they released the Memory Stick Pro Duo, thankfully it kept the same form factor and works with anything that will take a Memory Stick Duo. But they weren't done. They introduced the Memory Stick Pro-HG Duo. Its exactly the same, only faster.

Wow thats 7 versions, mostly they work with anything with adapters. They must be done, right? Wrong. Months before the Memory stick Pro-HG Duo was announced it's replacement was announced. Huh? Yes thats right in February of 2006 they announced the Memory Stick Micro (M2). They didn't announce the Memory Stick Pro-HG Duo until November of 2006. The M2 isn't really the replacement for the Memory Stick Pro Duo, it's meant to compete with MicroSD cards in cellphones. Of course the only phones they ever worked in were Sony Ericson phones so...The M2 then came in Memory Stick XC Micro and Memory Stick XC-HG Micro. What the fuck is XC? Well XC is what they call their higher capacity cards that use a different file system (exFAT vs FAT16 or FAT32 for the regular cards). You can also get Memory Stick Pro Duo XC cards. Almost last but not least there is Mark2, thats what they put on all cards that support a certain minimum transfer rate.

Sadly that clusterfuck isn't even why I hate Sony. I hate Sony because they don't even make the best cards for their format. If I pop my 16gb Sony branded Memory Stick Pro Duo into my non-Sony reader it gets about 700k a second transfer rate. If I hook it up through my PSP, wasting juice, it works at about 8mb a second, not great but I can deal. If I take my brother's 32gb Lexar branded Memory Stick Pro Duo into my reader I get over 10mb a second, thats right his is faster in my $10 off the shelf reader than mine in my fucking PSP. Meanwhile my 16gb MicroSD card writes at about 14mb a second and is about a third. Sony would fuck up a 1 car funeral, but thats mostly because they'd insist on replacing the gas with Sony Combustible Liquid Petrolium Product.

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